Mass/Maz Effect

"A small furry mammal walks into a bar and orders a drink.  T
he bartender
says, "Sorry, our occupancy is only 6.02*10^20."  We
can't serve a mole."

What a laugh,anyway, someone already has their hand on the nobel prize f
or this year. It requires no introduction.

I give you, Maz' 1st

EXCLUSIVE - SHENMUE 3

Shameless Ukresistance type post.

The Jackpie, returned frum Infest 2008 not with pictures of him dressed unsuitably...or with pictures of kebab shops he visited (tho' he probably did) but with good news - The First Screenshot Of Shenmue 3!!!

You can see just how much it's improved from Shenmue 2 - Shown Below for comparison. And if Max, they guy who I blatantly stole this from is correct then it looks like the mirrors from the end of Shenmue 2 is directly linked with Bradford. Crikey! My hunch is that the sword that was floating in mid air ends up in the tshirt aisle of the Zavvi on the right, between one of Kurt Cobain and Heath Ledger. The poetic justice.

Areas are set to include the first Morrisons supermarket and a QTE fancy bit based on the film 'Rita, Sue and Bob Too'



Disclaimer - The photo was stolen from an american dude called Dan. And Grambles, like the rest of the popultion never got to the end of either shenmue 1 or 2 but reads about it on Wiki then pretends that he actually did it. Wow, that wacky phoenix mirror...eh?

PM Praise For Local Boy


Associated press (AP) - Prime minister Gordon Brown today took time out to congratulate a local boy for his stunning recent efforts. In what he claimed 'exceeded everything' that was accomplished by Team GB at the Olympics. Grambles has succesfully watched 57:31 of the film Postal before giving up, smashing both the olympic and world record by over 7 minutes. Grambles stated that he wanted to try and watch the whole film but his eyes gave up.

"I actually felt better within myself but my eyes just hadn't recovered from the marathon," she said.

It has totally crushed me emotionally Grambles The film as it happened

"There was just nothing in there. I thought I could keep watching even pace but my eyes just tightened.

If I Was Sam Jackson I'd Be Shitting Bricks

In case you've been living under a rock or in Sweden...

R.I.P. - Bernie Mac


R.I.P. - Isaac Hayes


Morgan Freeman - FTW!

Don't look now...

...he's at it again. Lock up your daughters 'cause Alans gone crazy, and he's set to rape more than just your gamerscore. In an all new installment, Alan is...

Introducing...........Phil Collins

Sunday Supplement Report – 20/07/08

Dear Maz.

Just want to let you know in case you don't remember, last sunday we went to bier hof for some pizzas and a beer. You couldn't walk as fast as us due to your dodgy foot and drunken state, also you had mentioned doing the old henry hoover on some persian rugs the night before. You were quite rude to a gentleman on the walk up sausageroll st when he offered you a light in return for what he thought was a spare cigarette.

Anyway we had quite a good time at the bier hof. Me and Grambles split some pepperoni and spicy sausage pizzas between us, Alan had the Duck a la Rocket, and you had the Halal chorizo. We stayed on for a couple more beers and a coke for Alan Attack, you paid up and left us to go on a sex hunt. The last anyone would see of you for several days.

So in conclusion:

bag of speed - £30-
half bottle of buckfast - £2.99
taxi to getting your hole - £8-
failing to make it into work the next day, and feigning illness via email into the bargain - £PRICELESS

PS: I heard on the grapevine that a certain Peruvian shepherd was very angry at losing his cardigan and you've to return it immediately.