Sweden V EBM

So Burns is in deepest darkest Sweden (Hello Sofie!) And Paul is in deepest darkest EBM (Hello Marion!). But I decided to find out wat was better - Sweden or EBM? So roll up! Roll Up! Come and discover the delights of this scientific and completely unbiased Face Off, in the blue and yellow corner the sverge and in the black and black(with a glowstick) is the Electronic Body Music-ers.

ROUND ONE

Googlefight - always a favourite.

And.....HOLY SHIT!!! Sweden wins.

1-0 Swedes.

ROUND TWO

Music is the big thing here and the only way to check this - as comparing musical heritage would be a one-sided fight for the richest europeans. So Last.fm tags it is then.


Drum Roll... Scrolling in at number 87 is EBM - where does Sweden stand...Number 86. Point Sweden. Interestingly, both are 9 places below the tag "Canadian". Oh dear oh dear.

ROUND THREE

EBM has to win this one to compete in this best-of-five. FANDANG. Lets check out the pictures...

EBMs finest (Luna Vachon)


and Sweden wins by default.

3-0 Sweden.

Wow, didn''t expect that one.
I wonder if EBM would have won on the other rounds of furniture sellers, meatballs and countries that resembles flacid penises.

We'll never find out now...