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Capcom have realized how big a story Willgate is and have sooked the swollen, red, puss filled udder of the cash cow with this...
Phoenix Wright 2 - Sex Offender Special Melee ultra Edition. They have also included Ian Huntly and Gary Glitter.



Have you no shame Capcom? You harlots.

This just in!

I bought the only pair of head sized jeans in the whole of glasgow today

All is well!


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EXCLUSIVE - HOT NEWS

With various news sites (I) reporting that Oblivion would be coming to the PSP. Grambles here has only gone and found the only screenshot in existance for it. This, I believe, was taken exactly 1/1000th of a second before an achingly sloooowwwww loading screen appeared...again.

(I) - Mazen - kotaku.com a website that has gaming news, a daily read.

Talk about a scoop

HOSPITAL BANS MAN ON SEX CHARGES
A man has been banned from going near a hospital after he was charged with a string of sexual offences against female staff. Colin Guy, 53, of Crags Avenue, Lochfield, Paisley, is alleged to have assaulted a nurse by touching her breasts, made inappropriate remarks of a sexual nature and behaved in a lewd, indecent and libidinous manner in front of two female members of staff at the Royal Alexandra Hospital in Paisley. A fourth charge alleges that he assaulted another nurse by touching her on the body and also her breasts. It is alleged that all of the offences were committed in the same area, in ward 22 of the Renfrewshire hospital on July 9.

Just hink where his hawns huv been

Black Eyes, Black Lips, Black Nails, I Smell Irony

Yes mazen, Paul has become gowf....a cyber one at that. His days of I don't like electronic music, i only like music with guitars are over.

But who is to blame? Was it me who introduced him to industrial music that wet spring afternoon with the likes of Kompressor? His hypnotic beats Kompressing Pauls brain. Did Grambles push him over the edge with his patter? Was granny bambinos bolognese sauce just too good?

Uncle Grambles Story Time.

Gather round kiddies Uncle Grambles has a story to share with y'all. Not a pagan old bear story but a belter.

Once upon a time there may or may not have been a great man who invented Vlogging. All day and all night the wirey old man would sit and consume many class C drugs and film himself talking madness. He was a very happy man.

One day he felt poorly and went to hospital, the old man was sad at this, very sad. To cheer himself up he decided to pull out his member and have one off. A nurse saw him

"Mr Old Man you cannot be doing that this is a hospital. Put it away! Now!"
The old man did not listen tho and continued to pull is pudding.

"You know you want it" he cried in excitement.

This made the nurses and the doctors and the patients angry, very angry. Mr Policeman was called to help out. The old man was confused and tried to get one of the nurses over the desk and scuttle her, oh dear.

Mr policeman arrived to help. "Stop That. Stop That NOW!", but the old man wouldn't listen and continued to tell people that they wanted it from him. The old man was restrained, while still bashing away.

The old man is now banned, very banned, from the hospital and awaiting a court date in August.

He also has a history of flashing himself at people.


Well kiddies thats me about done with my story time, tune in next time and keep

Awright Maz, Ryan here.
I stay in Sweden now with my girlfriend Sofie. I think you have met her. Anyway i got shit faced yesterday/last night/this morning. Went out for the hona's twin friends birthday, ended up having a pinic in the park at 1pm with wine beer and vodka "i gets you drunk quicker" [1]. Big meatloaf somehow forgot they were twins and only got the one of them a present. Had an awesome game of drinking ludo, as you can imagine it got messy, nearly spewed after my third one, eat some cinnamon buns and i was back on track. I won the game due to the fact everyody else quit. About 6pm left the park headed home to wash my balls quick change etc headed back into stockholm to some bars, nearly got into a fight in two separate occasions (dam swedes cant handle their booze). After the bar shut sofies mates wanted to go skinny dipping, i was reet into that as there was a 8 to 1 girl/boy ratio. So went to the shop to get some booze 3.5% heinekens, i can see grambles turning in his grave when he dies. But its awreet cos you can buy that strength of beer 24 hours any day of the week. After the dipping of skinnys i found some fire wood and started a wee fire, this attracted backpackers from a near by hostel, few dutch cunts, couple of english and an aussie. In exchange for warmth of our fire they offered us booze and music which seemed a good deal. The firewood was running out fast so went looking for some more but couldint find any so about five of us ripped down a tree and chucked that in. All in all it was a lovely night until some dirty ginger taigs turned up and that was the cue for me to go home.

Love Ryan xx

Hutchison, G.P (2006) Grambes super book of shite , p.137. Penguin Books.

Ps3:
Comes in two models - 60GB and 20GB
Costs £425, with a rumoured 150 deposit for pre-ordering.
No rumble in the pad
Built in Blu-ray
Smackdown postponed/cancelled for it this year

(Good ol)Ninty:
Reggie is now President of Ninty US
Yoshi Island 2 is coming soon
Starfox 2 also
Brain training apparently is working on you

MS:
Hd-dvd add on
Halo 3
GTA 4 exclusive! (well in that it ships the same day on ps3!)

Movies:
Xmen 3 was released
So was Superman Returns (just in case you forgot about last sunday)
Clerks 2 out soon

Paul:
Loves goffs and EBM now

Maz,

We are your friends, we care for you and we like you to be up to date with things that are going on in the world. Just to recap Ryan is in Sweden (Hello Ryan), we are still here though.

E3 was back in May this year...for a week...I think you must of been out to the shop that day(s).

PS3 announced...very expensive
Wii announced...Gamecube in new box
360 being the 360...no comment

I turned on my JPS (Jewish Positional System) this morn to find out what happened to you on Sunday nite.

1 - The Black line is the path we took home when you were with me.
2 - The red line is when you went solo home. Brain Training indeed.







PS - Message for Pawl - HIV's new stickers are just as wank to remove as the last efforts - get it dealt wi'.


More to come