DEAR GRAMBLES...

Wow, i'm shocked...I totally thought it would have been old CSI Stockholm that would have come up with the goods concerning the previous post, I do, however, expect you to be rattling your paint shop like a bastard over the coming weeks ryan.

Anyway expect the jackpie to be paying chateau grambles a visit while you're away.

I'll be taking a shit in your kitchen, getting your LIVE rating down a bit, and stealing all your heinz spagetti.

In the meantime heres another picture from infest.

Don't think a caption is needed

Stop...

...what's inside of the lollipop? this fucker that's who.

Acht, speaking of those types, I spotted a pure white albino pigeon perched next to a bench with 3 coal faced eyes and teeth sitting on it while waiting for a train in Bradistan.

p.s. the trains are shite down there. get it sorted grambles.

I told you gays aboot this on sunday morning, just forgot to show you it. The first cunt who says he looks like me gets a shite in their mooth!

Everybody thought he was just another innocent internet eccentric. But even the most innocent can carry a dark secret. Four teenagers know his secret and he will stop at nothing until they are all dead. 21st Century Fox presents a Johnny Sellers production starring:

Paul Cooper as “Betty” an ultra slut transvestite cybergoth

Mazen Sukkar as “The Muz” as a dropout

Grambles P. Hutchison as “Phil” the high school jock confused about his lust for betty

Alan McDermid as “Winston” the high school geek turned hero

Colin Guy as “Will Smile/Prof. Smiles/McGandalf/Rocky” the schizophrenic maniac on the run......

Rated PG-13

Meatloaf Likes The Bucky

After being invited to meatys grillfesten (The BBQ party in Scottish) Ryan brings his old faithful party drink along. Auld meaty gives it the thumbs up as you may see in the picture. And no, thats not a buckfast miniature. Sofie cooks the burgers which myself made with my bare hands earlier....she didnt really cook them well though, bit pink in the middle but we eats them anyway. After a few hours Ryan is pissed trying to confince the big man to become a wrestler, not only because of his sheer size but also his wrestling-esq real name of birth Marcus Konstinious.
The next thing i wake up it's 10am and my brain is fried from the whisky/voka/beer/bucky combo from the night b4, the höna reports she feels magic, brrrr. 1pm, i feel fucking magic after consuming 6 litres of water and two smoked sausage. Höna reports she doesnt feel too good, the old pink meat coming through i guess. The tri-weekly consuming of kebab from the day before yesterday has really paid off cos i can munch anything.


Anyway Maz heres a wee game you'll like, for that bit of glitter in you.

Getting Older

Some folk are scared of getting older, others of losing their mind, posessions, loved ones etc. Me? well now you ask, it's turnng in to this guy.

Off topic - Dearryan/Dearpawl, Amanda ate a bird shit today. FACT!

Meanwhile here's another tasty tune. Burns will have to translate

Message Received

Read
Message Sent 18.18
From - Maz

I'm going to grab some dinner then i'll head up. It won't be tantric.

*RING RING* *RING RING*

Awright Maz, its half eight what took you so long?

I ate slooooow

There's not a moral to that story, but it is true. I met him at nine. So here's some Fun Factory

Gerard Depardieu and the three beasts

Noithing much to report but I have came across this beast.

Been playing 'Just Cause' all day - it's a beast of a game, makes me wish I could be like Jason Statham (no, not get dumped by Kelly Brook and be best mates with Vinnie Jones but star in amazing blockbusters)
PS I've been beasting Corned Beef all day - may try and make some home-made some day.

That's right lads, the latest spotting of old Smilers occurred at 12.25pm GMT on 22nd Aug 2006, walking along Glasgow Road, passing the Grammar, in the direction of Barshaw. He was clean shaven with shortish hair - sporting his Magneto look rather than his Gandalf. He was also wearing a smart suit and tie. Dressed for court perhaps? He looked a little gaunt and/or wasted, but at least he's out and about. I hope he wasn't off to drown himself in the pond.

Cheeky boy!!!

Well look who decided to show! It's only Mr Guy. By my expert calculamalations he logged in at 2am. What a sneaky bugger.

Meanwhile, I have found the perfect intro to Mazens Blaxploitation feature film which features him wrasslin swans, boars and an enraged pig.

I can just see Blanka strlling down the street with tasty lick.

Temptations - Ball of confusion Click for lyrics

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PS anyone fancy a lemonparty??? Looks well cool.

www.lemonparty.org

RE: WHERE'S MAZEN???

Mazen, on the night of saturday 19th Aug 2006 you were supposed to meet with Grambles for some boozing at the Crow Bar. Good old Grambles turned up as arranged, but you were apparently nowhere to be seen or smelt.

Upon contacting you, Grambles was to find that you had supposedly been in the Crow Bar all along. This is a bit of a puzzlement as Grambles couldn't spot you at all and hunted high and low at the time, without a trace of muslim anywhere.

If only Grambles had known that the fumes from the deadly potato drink known as 'Pocheen' that Murphy had been feeding you all night would alter your appearance somewhat from its usual state. A source reports this picture, taken at the scene :

WHERES RYAN????

Mazen, you may have noticed having not seen Ryan kicking about the Last Post or Grambles' couch in a wee while. Wonder where the sly dogs gotten to these days? Here's a wee cryptic clue for you.

Music News Mazen

Maz, I read a copy of NME for the first time in months when I was on the plane the other day. The thing has turned into Smash Hits; there was posters, an interview with Pink and if I looked hard enough there may have been a cut out and keep lyrics section. It was a fucking joke - including Barry Nicholson interviewing The Fratellis...how we chuckled - even the hen wasn't impressed and she puts up with me.

Anyway - The latest craze is Rave Rock or summit. Or, to be more precise, The Klaxons.(In the spirit of Phoenix Wright) HOLD IT!!! According to this muck that I "borrowed" off of the interweb then the Klaxons are dodgy polish/east german/austrian folk band. If you get the chance to listen to the "Clap Clap Song" then you'd have a big Mazen shaped grin on yer coupon...albeit with a manky yellow kiddie-on tooth. Ladies and tramps, I give you The Klaxons with 'Padischa Polka'

FACEOFF 2.0

Not only does youtube user ellikorg have a friend that looks like jackpie but also a grambles lookalike talking shite in the corner

It's a (Shit) Cat's life

Although it's never updated, and the majority of stuff is stolen or done by drunkards - this has posibly the worst piece of nonsense you'll see. Apologies to one and all.

I don't know whats worse - me finding this while trying to hunt down the Prof, or, the 37 year old dude who made this for us to marvel at.

YouTube Face off

This guy looks like someone i know but with a lot more hair.

There's only one thing better than old school wrestlers and thats good 'ol Ninty...aaah. But what happens when the two go together?


TRUE FACT - This was the last time these two champion wrasslers were to be seen together on film...not because of a fued, just because Cyndi Lauper was always sticking her ballbag shaped head round about whenever two or more wrestlers were kicking about.

BAD NEWS.

Time to get the sad faces on ladies and gents as the GX superbowl has closed down...forever. Supposedly it never recovered after the beast known only as "Jackpie" stole a number of 4pt pitchers, last year. It is also thought that McDonalds are after him as well after they noticed that a Caution Wet Floor Sign is missing.


Picture Right -
A McDs wet floor sign yesterday - its identity has been kept secret in case the Jackpie comes back to get him too.

A police photofit has been received from the internets which apparently shows he jackpie mid flight.