The mazen formulae -


X = (Y-1)+(Q*1.2358)


Where
X = The truth
Y = The story told (always base minus one)
Q = Number of witnesses present
1.2358 = The maz constant, applied due to a history of story telling.

Therefore, using the above formula find the truth to the following statement.

I had a nice kiss with three barmaids. There was no witnesses.

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