Alan wiill bii thii onlii one who giits thiis but.



Watch the Iwata gets knocked down.

I Love To Power Glove - It's So bad.

Please dont ninty.

Clicky

I dont have as much time as you lazy student layabouts. So, here's big Divine

PAINT FIGHT!!

No, not throwing some white gloss emulsion over each other, but rendering images in paint for some fun. Note - a lot of free time and not much of a life is required, ie. Ryan anytime hes not learning swedish with immigrants, Grambles anytime hes not bossing immigrants about train tracks, Mazen any time hes not being an immigrant, me anytime im not baulking at immigrants, Alan any time hes not trying to give tech advise to immigrants.

First the original pic.


Now the rebuttal.


The gauntlet has been toroughly thrown down, get to work boys.

Sweden V EBM

So Burns is in deepest darkest Sweden (Hello Sofie!) And Paul is in deepest darkest EBM (Hello Marion!). But I decided to find out wat was better - Sweden or EBM? So roll up! Roll Up! Come and discover the delights of this scientific and completely unbiased Face Off, in the blue and yellow corner the sverge and in the black and black(with a glowstick) is the Electronic Body Music-ers.

ROUND ONE

Googlefight - always a favourite.

And.....HOLY SHIT!!! Sweden wins.

1-0 Swedes.

ROUND TWO

Music is the big thing here and the only way to check this - as comparing musical heritage would be a one-sided fight for the richest europeans. So Last.fm tags it is then.


Drum Roll... Scrolling in at number 87 is EBM - where does Sweden stand...Number 86. Point Sweden. Interestingly, both are 9 places below the tag "Canadian". Oh dear oh dear.

ROUND THREE

EBM has to win this one to compete in this best-of-five. FANDANG. Lets check out the pictures...

EBMs finest (Luna Vachon)


and Sweden wins by default.

3-0 Sweden.

Wow, didn''t expect that one.
I wonder if EBM would have won on the other rounds of furniture sellers, meatballs and countries that resembles flacid penises.

We'll never find out now...

REPOST : FIXED THE SHITTY LINK

We all know good ol' Wes is long gone, so it cheers us up to reflect with this little gem (read 'mentalist'). A relative perhaps?

I can just hear it now:


I HATE THE CRAZY ASS DEVIL
HE TALKS TO ME IN MY HEAD LIKE AN ASSHOLE
THAT CRACKA MAKES ME HURT MYSELF REAL BAD
I CUT MYSELF IN THE ARMS WITH A BOX-CUTTER

I CUT THE SUCKA'S HE-AD OFF
I CUT THE SUCKA'S HE-AD OFF
I CUT THE SUCKA'S HE-AD OFF
I CUT THE SUCKA'S HE-AD OFF

ROCK OVER LONDON, ROCK ON CHICAGO
SHOULD HAVE GONE TO SPECSAVERS

willsmile | August 30, 2006

In deep shit at present.
Hope to get back online though chances are slim.
Thanks for all comments and messages. Hope to someday be able to reply.
All my videos are in safe hands so might some day be published for your entertainment.
I loved the YouTube experience and wish you all lots of fun with it.
I loved life. Only complaint is that it went past too quickly.

Oh well, see you later will.

So that is two great losses this week, Will Smile to police/madness/bum cancer and Paul tyo those Electronic body music punters (finally found out what EBM meant) here's some mournful music to help get us through this terrible time. How will we ever cope?? This is worse than Princess Diana times ten.